Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the creature, leading some nervouschuckles. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone viral online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has confronted a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning read more on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- MAGA!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a cage full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will reveal.